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Catwoman. It's one thing to allow a little cheese with a comic
book film, but this was unacceptable. The story is terrible
and nonexistent in comics.
Halle Berry is brought back to life by a cat who has deemed
her worthy of its essence. He gives her cat powers, which
apparently include a lifetime of martial arts training, allowing
her to beat the shit out of large men with guns, while wearing
heals. Oh yes, and I almost forgot, cat powers also include
professional basketball skills.
Sharon Stone is super-bitch and kills everyone with ease,
all thanks to her evil beauty cream! Who knew that defeating
wrinkles could include such outstanding side effects as creating
super-human unbreakable skin, which in turn acts as body armor!
What will Catwoman do now?!
Benjamin Bratt plays the cop who is sleeping with Patience
Phillips aka Catwoman. There are really no excuses for the
whole situation between them. I'm sorry, but he has to have
a serious case of FAS to encounter someone he's slept with,
with half a mask on and fail to recognize the person. Especially
if we are to believe that he has actually been allowed to
penetrate Halle Berry.
The film is littered with CGI and I'm thinkin'
Halle didn't have to get off her ass much while making this
movie because the computer Halle does everything for her.
It's just too much.
On top of all other disasters, who ever created
the soundtrack to this movie should be fired from life and
disowned by all. Therefore, no one should purchase it and
I have not created links for you to do so.
Okay, I'm done. I can't go on talking about it. There is
only one reason to watch this movie--Halle Berry in leather.
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